Woke up one night, three angels gathered round my bed One pulling zits, one blowing nose at every chance The third had his halo round his neck like a noose Preaching evil things from a past yet to come Colours turning, pictures started rolling TV set on fire Couldn't reach it, couldn't turn it off The videos had all come alive Jason coming through my window Throw him away Frankenstein with an axe Throw him in the dump The poltergeist no rolling round my house "Hell man, I didn't think Disneyland delivered that well" Ghost train, I rode for free not moving out of bed And all this time, zit squeezers watching over me Norman's moving in, mama by his side Couldn't look 'em in the eyes Michael Jackson lost his rotting arm Later served with bacon, cream and cheese I gotta throw up Throw it in the air Just gotta wake up before They throw me down the drain I reckon this is not a nice place to be I'm down with zombies right up to my knees I really wouldn't choose this place to spend my life I'd rather live where birds would sing, not shit and die Waiter, I'm though with my story now You can come up from that mouth of a cow I will never drink like that again Why don't you just pour a special again Never say die