Tom: D D A7 D A7 [Verse 1] D A7 D They say don’t go to three-mile island, if you’re lookin’ for a wife D A7 D Cause here a-while back they had a meltdown, and it’s created new forms of life. [Chorus 1] D A7 D The bears and the birds are bigger than houses E A7 And all the fishes | are growing hair. [Verse 2] D A7 D If you go up to three-mile island, take your kids to the baseball park D A7 When they play night games, they turn the lights out A7 D Cause the home team | glows in the dark. [Chorus 2] D A7 D The bears and the birds are bigger than houses E A7 And all the fish are | still growing hair. [Verse 3] D A7 D Well I’m goin’ up to three-mile island, there’s a girl there that I love so D A7 She’s gone through changes, but I still want her A7 D I’ve grown to like | her extra nose. [Outro] D A7 Well, I don’t care about radiation D I’m a-goin’ back to three-mile island A7 I’m a-gonna get the girl I love D I’m not scared of no mutation A7 I’m a-gonna take my Geiger counter D I’m a-gonna find the one I love A7 D G D She’ll be glo-o-wing, glo-o-wing glo-o-wing.