Tom: D
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I'd much rather have frog in my throat then a porcipine
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stuck to my face I'd much rather have a bug in my
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ear then a dog makin' love to my leg
A girl asks you home to meet Mommy and Daddy she say's
A
she thinks that youre nice but there's trouble ahead and
you'll wish you were dead if you don't take this friendly
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advice
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Don't pet the dog don't pet him whatever you do 'cause
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he aint been fixed and he knows some tricks that will sure
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make a fool out of you don't pet the dog he gets it
G A
confused with romance just leave him alone or the next
D
thing you know he'll be asking your ankle to dance
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you say it's o.k. try to push him away whats's his
A D G
name does he sit up and beg you try to be cool but
D E A
you look like a fool with a dog makin' love to your leg
D A D
Don't pet the dog he'll boo-boo all over your
A
shoes 'cause he aint been fixed and he knows some
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tricks that will sure make a fool out of you
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don't pet the dog he gets it confused with romance
A
just leave him alone or the next thing you know
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he'll be asking your ankle to dance
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don't pet the dog
