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Em C G Em
Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
Em C G Em
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
C G
And when your hand is on your heart
A7
You're nearly a good laugh
A7
Almost a joker
A7
With your head head down in the pig bin
A7
Saying, "Keep on digging"
A7
Pig stain on your fat chin
A7
What do you hope to find?
A7
When you're down in the pig mine
A7
You're nearly a laugh
A7 Em C
You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry
Em C G Em
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
Em C G Em
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
C G
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
A7
You're nearly a good laugh
A7
Almost worth a quick grin
A7
You like the feel of steel
A7
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
A7
And you're good fun with a hand gun
A7
You're nearly a laugh
A7 Em C
You're nearly a laugh but you're really a cry
Em C G
Hey, you, whitehouse,ha ha charade you are
Em C G
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
C G
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
A7
You're nearly a real treat
A7
All tight lips and cold feet
A7
And do you feel abused?
A7
You gotta stem the evil tide
A7
And keep it all on the inside
A7
Mary, you're nearly a treat
A7 Em C
Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry
