Tom: A A D/A A D/A A Bm C#m E A D So ya thought ya might like to go to the show A To feel the warm thrill of confusion D That space cadet glow A Tell me is something eluding you sunshine? Bm Is this not what you expected to see? C#m If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes? E You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise A D/A A D/A A Bm C#m E (Ahh) (di-dah) A D A D A Bm C#m E A D So yah thought yah might like to go to the show A D To feel the warm feel of confusion, that space cadet glow A I’ve got some bad news for you sunshine Bm Pink isn’t well, he stayed back at the hotel C#m And they sent us along as a surrogate band E We’re gonna find out where you fans really stand A D Are there any queers in the theatre tonight, get ‘em up against the wall A D There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me, get ‘em up against the wall A And that one looks Jewish, and that one’s a coon Bm Who let all this riff raff in to the room C#m There’s one smoking a joint, and another with spots E If I had my way I’d have all of them shot!