Tom: G (G*,A,C,D) G E Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket, feeling A Good at the top, shopping in sharp shoes, G E A Walking in the sunshine town feeling very cool D Eb But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores getting E A Everything she wants from the supermarket store (more more more) G C G C Apples and oranges, apples and oranges G E A Cornering meekly she trips up sweetly to meet the people, G E A She's on time again -- and then D Eb I catch her by the eye, then I stop and have to think, E A "What a funny thing to do 'cos I'm feeling very pink" (pink pink pink) G C G C Apples and oranges, apples and oranges C C I love she, she loves me F#m Eb D G See you, see you, see you... G Apples and oranges, apples and oranges [falsetto voice] (G... G9, D) G E Thought you might like to know A G E A I'm the lorry driver man, she's on the run D Eb E Down by the river side feeding sucks by the A Afternoon tide (quack quack quack) G C G C Apples and oranges, apples and oranges C Doo da duh duh duh duh duh... [etc] [Guitar feedback] (Playful senseless mutter) CHORDS USED: G 320002 A 577655 C x32010 D x5777x Eb x6888x E x7999x F#m 244222 G9 3x0005 G* 355600