Tom: Bm Intro: (sl = slide up or down) sl sl sl......................... E-|---7---11---8----------------------------------|| B-|-----------------------------------------------|| G-|---4----8---5----------------------------------|| D-|-----------------------------------------------|| A-|--------------------3-2-3-2-3-2-3-2-3-2-3-2-3--|| E-|-----------------------------------------------|| (See Note 1) G In yellow shoes I get the blues Though I walk the street with my plastic feet G# With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers A In my paisley shirt I look a jerk And my turquoise waistcoat is quite outta sight Bb But oh, oh, my haircut looks so fair B Vegetable Man, how are you? G So I've change my gear and I find my knees And I cover them up with the latest cut G# And my pants and socks, a vault in a box It don't take long for my dyed old socks (in the live version, Syd says "Nylon socks") A The watch, black watch, my watch with a black face And a date in a little hole Bb And all the lot, it's what I got, it's what I wear It's what you see, it must be me, it's what I am! B Vegetable Man (See Note 2) B A G F# B D B Ahhh, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, haaa B A G F# B D B Ahhh, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, haaa Ahhh...aaa Eb C# I've been looking all over the place A G# for a place for me. G# A B E G# A A B E But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere (See Note 3) E Vegetable Man, Vegetable Man Vegetable Man, Vegetable Man A Vegetable Man, Vegetable Man E Vegetable Man B He's the kind of fellow you just gotta A See him if ya can E E Vegetable Man Note 1: The verse chords may sound best when played as this (or may be just 5ths). G G# E-|-------------------------------------------|| B-|-------------------------------------------|| G-|-4-4-4-4----------5-5-5-5------------------|| D-|-5-5-5-5----------6-6-6-6------------------|| A-|-5-5-5-5----------6-6-6-6------------------|| E-|-3-3-3-3-(etc.)---4-4-4-4--(etc.)----------|| A Bb B E-|--------------------------------------7-----|| B-|--------------------------------------7-----|| G-|-6-6-6-6----------7-7-7-7-------------8-----|| D-|-7-7-7-7----------8-8-8-8-------------9-----|| A-|-7-7-7-7----------8-8-8-8-------------9-----|| E-|-5-5-5-5-(etc.)---6-6-6-6--(etc.)-----7-----|| Note 2: B A G F# B D B.... E-|----------------------------------7-7-7--|| B-|-7------5--3--2------7--10--7-----7-7-7--|| G-|-8------6--4--3------8--11--8-----8---8--|| D-|-9------7--5--4------9--12--9------------|| A-|-9------7--5--4------9--12--9------------|| E-|-7------5--3--2------7--10--7------------|| Note 3: E E-|-------------------------------------------------|| B-|-------------------------------------------------|| G-|-------------------------------------------------|| D-|-1-----------------------------------------------|| A-|-1----2--------2----------2---------2--------2---|| E-|-0-------0-4-0------0-4-0-----0-4-0----0-4-0-----|| A E E-|-------------------------------------------------|| B-|-------------------------------------------------|| G-|-------------------------------------------------|| D-|---------2---------2-----------------------------|| A-|---0-4-0-----0-4-0-----------2----------2--------|| E-|-----------------------0-4-0------0-4-0----------||