Tom: A E A Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap E A Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap D E A Said all you need is to write them a song D E Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along D E No don't sing along E A D E A Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah A E A D E A Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross D A E D A E And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy A E A E And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!