Tom: F E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|---3--------3-3----3----------0-1--1--1-1--1-1-3---3--------3-3--| D|-1---1-1--1-----1----1-1--1-3--------------------1---1-1--1------| F C C F Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet F C C F Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet F Bb C F Halley's Comet Halley's Comet Dm Gm C F Halley's Comet Halley's Comet [Repeat] F C Bb F How could you know that I lived in a desperate world? How could you dream that we were all made out of stone? What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof? What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof? F Eb Knock on my windows, link up the chains Bb F It's gotta be easy, no splinters no pain F Eb It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti Bb C And I love meatballs so you better be ready F Bb F I'm going down to the central part of town I'm going down to the central part of town Central part of town, I'm going down I'm going down to the central part of town F C C F Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet F C C F Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet F Bb C F Halley's Comet Halley's Comet Dm Gm C F Halley's Comet Halley's Comet [Repeat] F Bb F What did I do? And don't be blamin' eat my kazoo F For everything I do to know the story Bb F And everything I do to pull me in F And everything I say to get the title Bb F But when they use it on me I reject it F C Bb What would you do if you ate my daddy's shoes? What would you say if it was naturally for you? How would you feel if it rained hungry catchews? How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo? F Eb I'm sinking down, it's a glorious feeling Bb F To make a big difference, my body is reeling F Eb Even Broth Zada can't shine my shoes Bb C But I know deep inside it's got some mighty fine hues. F Bb F I'm going down to the central part of town I'm going down to the central part of town I'm going down to the central part of town I'm going down to the central part of ...