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[Primeira Parte]
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Jeff found a genie in a bottle
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Who said, "I can give you anything you ask
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You can have your wishes, three
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And a million more for free
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It's unlimited just set me to the task"
[Segunda Parte]
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Well, Jeff thought awhile, said, "I want houses
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I want boats, I want fancy modern art
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I want tickets to the MET
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I want my own private jet
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And a rocket into space just for a start!"
[Terceira Parte]
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Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen
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His every wish bolted from the blue
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And folks all over town
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Grew enamored, gathered 'round
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To admire the man who wishes had come true
[Refrão]
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They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything
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By good fortune he was set so far apart
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Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything
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‘Cause his wishes are only at the start"
[Quarta Parte]
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Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried
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He said, "Everybody's getting in my way"
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The genie smiled as before
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"You've got a million wishes more
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You can even give a bunch of them away"
[Quinta Parte]
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Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet
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'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more
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I am satisfied
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So I wish that you would die
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So you cannot grant wishes anymore"
[Sexta Parte]
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Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny
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‘Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command"
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And with an effervescent sigh
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She disappeared before his eyes
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And no wishes were ever granted there again
[Refrão]
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So let's hear it for the man who has everything
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By good fortune he was set so far apart
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Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything
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Every single fucking thing except a heart
