Tom: E
E A E A
Come, get out of the way, boys
E A E E7
Quick, get out of the way
G C G C
You'd better watch what you say, boys
G C B7
Better watch what you say
E A
We've rammed in your harbor and tied to your port
E A
And our pistols are hungry and our tempers are short
E B7 E A G#m A
So bring your daughters around to the port
B7 E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7 E
We're the Cops of the World
E A E A
We pick and choose as please, boys
E A E E7
Pick and choose as please
G C G C
You'd best get down on your knees, boys
G C B7
Best get down on your knees
E A
We're hairy and horny and ready to shack
E A
We don't care if you're yellow or black
E B7 E A G#m A
Just take off your clothes and lie down on your back
B7 E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7 E
We're the Cops of the World
E A E A
Our boots are needing a shine, boys
E A E E7
Boots are needing a shine
G C G C
But our Coca-cola is fine, boys
G C B7
Coca-cola is fine
E A
We've got to protect all our citizens fair
E A
So we'll send a battalion for everyone there
E B7 E A G#m A
And maybe we'll leave in a couple of years
B7 E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7 E
We're the Cops of the World
E A E A
Dump the reds in a pile, boys
E A E E7
Dump the reds in a pile
G C G C
You'd better wipe of that smile, boys
G C B7
Better wipe off that smile
E A
We'll spit through the streets of the cities we wreck
E A
We'll find you a leader that you can't elect
E B7 E A G#m A
Those treaties we sighned were a pain in the neck
B7 E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7 E
We're the Cops of the World
E A E A
Clean the johns with a rag, boys
E A E E7
Clean the johns with a rag
G C G C
If you like you can use your flag, boys
G C B7
If you like you can use your flag
E A
We've got too much money we're looking for toys
E A
And guns will be guns and boys will be boys
E B7 E A G#m A
But we'll gladly pay for all we destroy
B7 E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7 E
We're the Cops of the World
E A E A
Please stay off of the grass, boys
E A E E7
Please stay off of the grass
G C G C
Here's a kick in the ass, boys
G C B7
Here's a kick in the ass
E A
We'll smash down your doors, we don't bother to knock
E A
We've done it before, so why all the shock?
E B7 E A G#m A
We're the biggest and toughest kids on the block
B7 E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7 E
We're the Cops of the World
E A E A
When we butchered your son, boys
E A E E7
When we butchered your son
G C G C
Have a stick of our gum, boys
G C B7
Have a stick of our buble-gum
E A
We own half the world, oh say can you see
E A
The name for our profits is democracy
E B7 E A G#m A
So, like it or not, you will have to be free
B7 E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7 E
We're the Cops of the World
