Tom: F# F# B G#m C# [Verse] F# Oh, call me up, tell me I'm a bitch B And how I'm 'bout to be so rich G#m And how the fuck I blow up so quick C# Say I'm only here, 'cause I suck dick F# But you know that that's not true B 'Cause I spend each night with you G#m When you gonna get a clue? C# F# I wrote this song to tell you [Chorus] B Yeah, you're my one and only love G#m Yeah, I like to flirt a bunch C# You're the sucker to my punch My one and only F# B Yeah, you're my one and only love G#m Yeah, I like to flirt a bunch C# You're the [?] to my rush