Tom: E E B E B I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO GROW UP A F#m PD TTY AS THE GRASS IS GDE N B F#m A B AND WHIP SMART AS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL'S WIDE (?) (same as above) AND I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO KEEP HIS MONEY IN HIS MATTD SS AND HIS WATCH ON ANY HAND BETWEEN HIS THIGHS AND I'M GONNA LOCK MY SON UP IN A TOWER TIL I WRITE MY WHOLE LIFE STORY ON THE BACK OF HIS BROWN EYES CHORUS: E A B WHEN THEY C THE C UBLE DUTCH THAT'S THEM DANCING (same as above) I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO JOIN A CIRCUS SO THE DEATH IS CHEAP AND GAMES AD JUST ANOTHER WAY OF LIFE AND I'M GONNA TELL MY SON TO BE A PROPHET OF E STAKES BECAUSE FOR EVERY TRUTH THED AD HALF A E LLION LIES AND I'M GONNA LOCK MY SON UP IN A TOWER TIL HE LEARNS TO LET HIS HAIR C WN F R ENOUGH TO CLIMB OUTBDE