See that girl alone Dressed all in her evening clothes? She's dying 'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up Pull her out of line Stick her in the waiting room And ignore her 'Til her face gets really bloated And I wonder what it's like To be suckin' all the time And you never get it right And you're never gonna win And your ass is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Leanin' in the window See that amazon? her head looks like its connected to her shoulders They look like little boulders Turn round and round take a mental picture of her naked Inebriated, face down on the linolium And I wonder what it's like To be suckin' all the time And you never get it right And you're never gonna win And your ass is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Walking to the dressing room What would I give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight And I wonder what it's like To be suckin' all the time And you never get it right And you're never gonna win And your ass is on your face And your life is such a waste And there's sugar Heading to the bar-eo With a faggot on her left And a faggot on her right And my dick is getting limp 'Cause the chicks all suck tonight And the band is such a bore And I've seen it all before And there's sugar Making me a video What would I give to be her Joyride, daddy-o, tonight