Tom: Bm F#m A D A F# A D [Verse 1] A F#m A D A I was in a quarter-life crisis and I couldn't explain F#m A D A I'd been feelin' so different about all the same things F#m A D A Remember that summer that I shaved my head F#m A D A Just to prove that I have control over something F#m A D A I played The Sims 'til I was 21 F#m A D A I had a little life that I always wanted F#m A D A 'Til you dragged me along to your best friend's party F#m A D A Where the conversation always started with [Chorus] F#m A D A "Hey there, darlin', did ya get your haircut?" F#m A D A "I think I cut damn near every last one of them" F#m A D A I make jokes when I been feelin' uncomfortable F#m A D A Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble F#m A D A [Verse 2] F#m A D A I walked in, you said, "Damn, that's a shaved head F#m A D A Did you go to the barber, ask for a Natalie Portman?" F#m A D A Actually, I was blacked out and alone in my bathroom F#m A D A Shavin' my own head in the mirror F#m A D A Sure you can touch it, and F#m A D A Yes, it's so soft. F#m A D A And no, I don't feel different, F#m A D A I still feel fucking lost [Chorus] F#m A D A "Hey there, darlin', did ya get your haircut?" F#m A D A "I think I cut damn near every last one of them" F#m A D A I make jokes when I been feelin' uncomfortable F#m A D A Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble F#m A D A "Hey there, darlin', did ya get your haircut?" F#m A D A "I think I cut damn near every last one of them" F#m A D A I make jokes when I been feelin' uncomfortable F#m A D A Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble [Outro] F#m A D A (x7) F#m A D A F#m A D A I was in a quarter-life crisis and I couldn't explain F#m A D A I'd been feelin' so different about all the same things