You might think I'm a banker, and on weekdays, it's true But underneath this poly-cotton blend is a skeleton tattoo Which I got when I was drinking And I'm showing off this weekend On my brand new Harley-Davidson I may work in an office and look respectable and clean But you should see me dressed in leather on my American machine You would swear that I'm blue-collar On my 15-thousand dollar Deluxe, brand new Harley-Davidson Come Friday evening I don't shower, I don't shave And I put my little earring in And it's time to misbehave Yes I will clean your teeth on Monday Or put braces in your mouth But don't flash 'em at me Sunday, boy Or I just might knock them out My psychologist, he told me that it's important that I ride So I recreate my warrior who is pent up nine to five And it's therapy for hours On my fifteen-thousand dollar Deluxe, brand new Harley-Davidson I kick off my loafers Put on my big black boots And I swear and curse while I rehearse for My nasty attitude Yes I will do your taxes Tuesday So you get some money back But call me CPA on Saturday And I'll have to kick your ass No I'm not in a costume, I'll bet a junk bond I'm real I am an archetypal man astride a stallion made of steel I'm a rebel, I'm a gangster I'm a whiskey-drinking prankster On my brand new Harley-Davidson