Tom: D A D [Verse 1] D You may talk o' gin and beer G When you're quartered safe out 'ere, D A An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; D But when it comes to slaughter G You will do your work on water, A D An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it. G Now in Injia's sunny clime, D I used to spend my time D A All a-servin' of 'Er Majesty the Queen, D Of all them blackfaced crew G The finest man I knew A D Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din. G G G He was “Din! Din! Din! G D You limpin' lump o' brick-dust, Gunga Din! D Hi! slippery hitherao! G Water, get it! Panee lao! A D You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din.” [Instrumental] A D [Verse 2] D The uniform 'e wore G Was nothin' much before, D A An' rather less than 'arf o' that be'ind, D For a piece o' twisty rag G An' a goatskin water-bag A D Was all the field-equipment 'e could find. G When the sweatin' troop-train lay D In a sidin' through the day, D A Where the 'eat would make your bloomin' eyebrows crawl, D We shouted “Harry By!” G Till our throats were bricky-dry, A D Then we wopped 'im 'cause 'e couldn't serve us all. G G G It was “Din! Din! Din! G D You 'eathen, where the mischief 'ave you been? D You put some juldee in it G Or I'll marrow you this minute A D If you don't fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!” [Verse 3] D 'E would dot an' carry one G Till the longest day was done; D A An' 'e didn't seem to know the use o' fear. D If we charged or broke or cut, G You could bet your bloomin' nut, A D 'E'd be waitin' fifty paces right flank rear. G With 'is mussick on 'is back, D 'E would skip with our attack, D A An' he'd watch us till the bugles made “Retire”, D An' for all 'is dirty 'ide G 'E was white, clear white, inside A D When 'e went to tend the wounded under fire! G G G It was “Din! Din! Din!” G D With the bullets kickin' dust-spots on the green. D When the cartridges ran out, G You could hear the front-files shout, A D “Hi! ammunition-mules an' Gunga Din!” [Instrumental] A D [Verse 4] D I shan't forgit the night G When I dropped be'ind the fight D A With a bullet where my belt-plate should 'a' been. D I was chokin' mad with thirst, G An' the man that spied me first A D Was our good old grinnin', gruntin' Gunga Din. G 'E lifted up my 'ead, D An' he plugged me where I bled, D A An' 'e guv me 'arf-a-pint o' water-green: D It was crawlin' and it stunk, G But of all the drinks I've drunk, A D I'm gratefullest to one from Gunga Din. G G G It was “Din! Din! Din! G D 'Ere's a beggar with a bullet through 'is spleen; D 'E's chawin' up the ground, G 'E's kickin' all around: A D For Gawd's sake git the water, Gunga Din!” [Verse 5] D 'E carried me away G To where a dooli lay, D A An' a bullet come an' drilled the beggar clean. D 'E put me safe inside, G An' just before 'e died, A D “I 'ope you liked your drink”, sez Gunga Din. G So I'll meet 'im later on D At the place where 'e is gone-- D A Where it's always double drill and no canteen; D 'E'll be squattin' on the coals G Givin' drink to poor damned souls, A D An' I'll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din! G G G Yes, Din! Din! Din! G D You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din! D Though I've belted you and flayed you, G By the livin' Gawd that made you, A D You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!