Tom: Em Intro is just Em For the verse, strum each Em chord fully once and then palm mute it for the rest of the line All other chords can be strummed open Em The girls won't touch me 'cause I've got a misdirection D *noisy bit* Em Living at night isn't helping my complexion D *more noise* C The signs all saying it's a social infection D A little bit of fun's never been an insurrection Em Mom threw me out till I get some pants that fit D *noise* Em She just won't approve of my strange kind of wit D *noise* C I get so excited, always gotta lose D Man that send me off let them take the cure Chorus, all chords strummed open Em Don't need a cure Em Don't need a cure Em Don't need a cure C D Need a final solution Verse again Em Buy me a ticket to a sonic reduction D *noise* Em Guitars gonna sound like a nuclear destruction N.C. *DRAMATIC PAUSE! Resume slightly off beat* C Seems I'm a victim of natural selection D Meet me on the other side, another direction Chorus again Em Don't need a cure Em Don't need a cure Em Don't need a cure C D Need a final solution