Tom: Em Gmaj7 Put your index finger in your mouth Em And scratch your cheek real slow Gmaj7 Draw blood, taste water G E7 E And drink it till there's no more Am N.C. Am Throw a punch watch it sail through the air D N.C. D Keep talking but there's nobody there G N.C. G Can't remember anything that you say Em B7 Slit your throat and die and wake up the next day [Chorus] C I wanna scream G I wanna run B7 Em I'd die at 22 to feel alive at 21 C It's lukewarm G And stale bread D Em I wanna put a magic bullet in my head C It's lukewarm G It's stale bread B7 N.C. B7 N.C. Em Em N.C. Am D N.C. I wanna get my heavy bones out of bed [Verse 2] Gmaj7 I couldn't pass the Turing test if I Em Had the answer sheet Gmaj7 I wanna leave everyone who loves me E 'Cause I'm so bland and they're so sweet Am N.C. Am The news used to make me cry every time D N.C. D I'd rather cry than cum tonight G N.C. Can't even give a fuck in my dreams G Em B7 Oh, what I wouldn't give to care enough to scream [Chorus] C I wanna scream G I wanna run B7 Em I'd die at 22 to feel alive at 21 C It's lukewarm G And stale bread D Em I wanna put a magic bullet in my head C N.C. D N.C. G I wanna put a magic bullet in my bed [Outro] N.C. C N.C. Snort coke G N.C. Get fucked B7 N.C. B7 N.C. Em Go to church and pray to live a life that doesn't suck C Read books G And get laid D N.C. G And maybe God will let me fucking die one day