Tom: Em
G Em
Thanks, I got it from my very best friend
C D
Kissed her once in high school and then never again
G Em
Drugs and money, who's between your covers
C D
Wouldn't matter to me one way or the other
[Pre-Chorus]
C G
When thots and animals storm the capital
D Em
You'll watch c-span for fun
C
'Cause it's a fucking drag
G
And it's crazy sad
D Em
But you'll do what's got to be done
[Chorus]
C D
Are you really gonna save the world like that?
G Em
With your tits half out on instagram
C D
I mean yeah motherfucker, that was always the plan
G Em
I'm gonna wear this shit to Congress man
C G
So hop off my dick
D Em
'cause this whole thing makes me feel sick
C G D Em
And you're mean to kids, why can't you just quit picking on them
Am D G Em
Life and liberty, sometimes property, the right to try to feel good
C D G
Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move
C D G
And how could you do this when I learned my rights from you
[Verse 2]
G Em
Here's a little fact, I cry all the time
Am D
about the state and healthcare and the grand design
G Em
And sometimes it's sad and sometimes it's bitter sweet
Am D
But it's how you'll know I'm me
Am D
Now gun control is a really icky problem
B7 Em
I don't know if anyone knows how to solve it
C D
But if I was in Congress and someone shot up a school
Em D G
I'd fucking cry about that too
Em D G
And so my question is do you
[Chorus]
C D
Are you really gonna save the world this way
G Em
Crying like a kid every single day
C D
Hell yeah mother fucker, I'm afraid it's true
People are in pain, what's wrong with you
C D
So hop off my dick
G Em
Your Nixon smile makes me fuckin' sick
C D
You should be just as wrecked as I am
N.C.
I'm pretty fuckin' angry that you're not
C G
And when thots and animals storm the capital
D Em
You'll watch c-span for fun
C
‘Cause it's a fucking drag
G
And it's crazy sad
D Em
But you’ll do what's got to be done
C D
The rules were life and liberty, sometimes property
B Em
The right to try to feel good
C D G
Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move
C D G
And why would you do this when I learned my rights from you
[Bridge]
Am G
And when soft boys and their succulents
D B Em
And girls dressed to crack skulls
C G D B Em
Take the capital and render its capital null
Am D G E
We'll all feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad
Am
Paint our shirts
D
Say we're sorry
G
And call our dads
