Oh Damn! (Dammit) Oh Damn! I'm on the friend zone (Forever alone) I would laugh myself, as if I could have fun Just 'cause I'm wearing an invisible cape Everything about me is bore Maybe I should try Ufology I don't belong here It doesn't surprises me Give me something new! Seriously? This stupid survey, again? What??? Oh! This one is unbelievable!: "How do you look like in ten years? " Okay, I’ll tell you: Older, bald, bitter, in a shitty job Broken, sad, sick, drunk as a mother fucker Whatever! I've tried everything: Psychotheraphy, drugs, even this book; The secret You know what? Maybe I should try Ufology I don't belong here It doesn't surprises me Give me something new!