Tom: Eb C G Dm F Freak, freak, freak C G Dm I heard my dad pray over a football game F Guess God had time that day C G Dm Is there a shortlist order of importance F Or is it just luck based? C Listen, I'm just confused with G The work that he's doing Dm F And I mean this respectfully C God is a bit of a freak Why's he watching me getting G Railed on the couch Staying pure for a wedding? Dm F He's got fucked up priorities C God is a bit of a freak Like what's the fixation G On hating the way he creates? Dm F So why would I spend my eternity C With God when he's a freak? Why's he watching me getting G Railed on the couch Staying pure for a wedding? Dm F He's got fucked up priorities C God is a bit of a freak Like what's the fixation G On hating the way he creates? Dm F So why would I spend my eternity With God when he's a freak? C Under the covers G Dm Watching some cheerleaders F I'm his biggest concern C Don't worry about it G Dm Kids that've sinned get sick F Enjoy your red carpet C Listen, I'm just confused with G The work that he's doing Dm F And I mean this respectfully C God is a bit of a freak Why's he watching me getting G Railed on the couch Staying pure for a wedding? Dm F He's got fucked up priorities C God is a bit of a freak Like what's the fixation G On hating the way he creates? Dm F So why would I spend my eternity C With God when he's a freak? Why's he watching me getting G Railed on the couch Staying pure for a wedding? Dm F He's got fucked up priorities C God is a bit of a freak Like what's the fixation G On hating the way he creates? Dm F So why would I spend my eternity With God when he's a freak? C G And the church choir's in session Dm F Hello, God, here's my confession C G Sorry, I'm not quite anointed Dm F Weird you're acting like my boyfriend C Freak Why's he watching me getting G Railed on the couch Staying pure for a wedding? Dm F He's got fucked up priorities C God is a bit of a freak Like what's the fixation G On hating the way he creates? Dm F So why would I spend my eternity C With God when he's a freak?