Tom: Em E 0 B 0 G 0 D 5 A 3 E X riff 1 this is repeated thu out the whole song. You can just play the two bass notes of Bar chords G E B C E|------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------4---4----------5---5---5--| D|------------------------------------2-2---2---2---3-3---3---3---3-| A|-----5---5---5--------2--2---2------------------------------------| E|-3-3---3---3---3--0-0---0--0---0----------------------------------| G E Blind date with a chancer we had Oysters and dry lancers and the check B C when it arrived we went dutch dutch dutch dutch G E a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash and this B C emory board is giving me a rash G E B C I am flat out your're so beautiful to look at when you cry G E B C hold freeze don't move you've chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life G E B C A shady lane everybody needs one G E B C A shady lane everybody wants one ?C G E B C oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god C G E B C oh his god oh her god oh your god it's everybody's god the worlds collide and all that I want is C (B A G) (just Bass notes) a shady lane G E B C Glance don't stare soon you're bring told to recognize you heirs G E B C no not me I'm an island of such great complexity G E B C distress surrounds the muddy peaceful centre of this town G E B C hold tell me off in the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys and the over friendly concierges G E B C A shady lane everybody needs one G E B C A shady lane everybody wants one ?C G E B C oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god C G E B C oh his god oh her god oh your god it's everybody's god the worlds collide and all that I want is C (B A G) (just Bass notes) a shady lane