Tom: E E A E I used to know a drug dealer, his name was Billy Jack E B E The Mexican cartel cut his head off and he ain't comin' back E A E God knows I sure miss my buddy, he had some killer pot A E B E This old stray dog and Jesus are all the friends I've got E A E The pain pill jar is empty, my Wild Irish Rose is gone E B E But I found a tube of model airplane glue and I'm getting' my buzz on E A E Why's everybody judging me when the Good Book says "Judge not." A E A E This old stray dog and Jesus are all the friends I've got [Chorus] A E I've never felt so lonely, I've never been so blue A E B My world keeps getting smaller, it's down to the chosen few E A E I have not lost everything but I sure have lost a lot A E B E This old stray dog and Jesus are all the friends I've got E A E The Glory Road Recovery Home is where I now reside E B E They gave me a King James bible and a sack of Purina Pride E A E There's a smoking section by a dead oak tree at the back of the parking lot A E B E This old stray dog and Jesus are all the friends I've got [Chorus] A E I've never felt so lonely, I've never been so blue A E B My world keeps getting smaller, it's down to the chosen few E A E I have not lost everything but I sure have lost a lot A E B E This old stray dog and Jesus are all the friends I've got