Tom: Dm
C C7
I got lucky on my birthday
F C
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
C A7
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
D
Let me know when you’re through
C C7
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
F C
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
C D
When she say’s no, she means no
C F C C7
Hell No!
[Chorus]
F C A7
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you, threw me in a woman’s prison
D G
I am the poster child for total rejection
F C C/B A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G C F C
So I guess I’ll just stay married
[Verse]
C C7
I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
F C
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
C A7
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
D G
He never gets none
C C7
He’s got potential if he could get free
F C
But he’s on a short leash just like me
C D
He goes through life with hungry eyes
C F C C7
Watching b***hes go by
[Chorus]
F C
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you, threw me in a woman’s prison
A7 D G
I am the poster child for total rejection
F C C/B A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry oh no
D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G C F C
So I guess I’ll just stay married
