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A man walks down the street
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He says why am I soft in the middle now
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Why am I soft in the middle
C D
The rest of my life is so hard
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I need a photo-opportunity
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I want a shot at redemption
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Dont want to end up a cartoon
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In a cartoon graveyard
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Bonedigger, bonedigger
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Dogs in the moonlight
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Far away my well-lit door
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Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
C D
Get these mutts away from me
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You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
G D
If youll be my bodyguard
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I can be your long lost pal
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I can call you Betty
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And Betty when you call me
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You can call me Al
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A man walks down the street
C D
He says why am I short of attention
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Got a short little span of attention
C D
And wo my nights are so long
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Wheres my wife and family
C D
What if I die here
G D
Wholl be my role-model
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Now that my role-model is
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Gone, gone
C D
He ducked back down the alley
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With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
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All along, along
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There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
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If youll be my bodyguard
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I can be your long lost pal
G D
I can call you Betty
C D
And Betty when you call me
G D C D
You can call me Al
G D C D
Call me Al
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A man walks down the street
C D
Its a street in a strange world
G D
Maybe its the Third World
C D
Maybe its his first time around
G D
He doesnt speak the language
C D
He holds no currency
G D
He is a foreign man
C D
He is surrounded by
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The sound, the sound
C D
Cattle in the marketplace
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Scatterlings and orphanages
G D
He looks around, around
C D
He sees angels in the architecture
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Spinning in infinity
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He says Amen and Hallelujah!
G D
If youll be my bodyguard
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I can be your long lost pal
G D
I can call you Betty
C D
And Betty when you call me
G D C D
You can call me Al
