Tom: A
B E B E
How can I turn this red cross back into a tick?
B E B E
Like how come I turned good looks into frail and sick?
D A D A
Not only did I blind the blind, but I also took their stick
B E B E
Crippled myself with a baseball bat and a brick
[Chorus]
A E7
Most other men like to whine about the seven year itch
A E7
They're the same men who call you a liar and bitch
A B E C#m
But you're the reason I'm still here and not facing a ditch, Mitch
A B E
And they're a lot poorer than me, I'm incredibly rich
[Bridge]
B E x 2
[Verse 2]
B E B E
Until I watch them lower my coffin deep down in the grave
B E B E
Until I hear the digging sound of soil and spade
D A D A
There doesn't seem a single person able to persuade
B E B E
This self-indulgent idiot's the easiest laid
[Chorus]
A E7
Most other men like to whine about the seven year itch
A E7
They're the same men who call you a liar and bitch
A B E C#m
But you're the reason I'm still here and not facing a ditch, Mitch
A B E
And they're a lot poorer than me, I'm incredibly rich
[Bridge]
F#m B E
If there's a way to pay you back before I die
F#m B E
If there's one little prayer I can answer, I'll try
F#m B E C#m
Write these words in cloud on the bluest of skies
A B E
The best pair of ears to a man who just wanted to cry
A B E
The best pair of ears to a man who just wanted to cry
[Bridge]
B E x4
[Verse 3]
B E B E
How did I screw up and throw such a beautiful chance?
B E B E
Turned down every women that asked me up to dance
D A D A
Yes, stab me with the truth; use a sword, use a lance
B E B E
I'd still think two steps back is the way to advance
[Chorus 1]
A E7
Most other men like to whine about the seven year itch
A E7
They're the same men who call you a liar and bitch
A B E C#m
But you're the reason I'm still here and not facing a ditch, Mitch
A B E
And they're a lot poorer than me, I'm incredibly rich
[Chorus 2]
F#m B E
If there's a way to pay you back before I die
F#m B E
If there's one little prayer I can answer, I'll try
F#m B E C#m
Write these words in cloud on the bluest of skies
A B E
The best pair of ears to a man who just wanted to cry
A B E
The best pair of ears to a man who just wanted to cry
