Out here in East Texas You get pulled over and you have that devil's lettuce on you You get thrown behind the big wall Meet a lotta characters, there in jail Lemme tell you 'bout 'em Rough and rowdy Tall and mean Them red and blues They're takin' me Down to County On Elm Street With all the freaks Beats washin' dishes They're servin' me Three square meals And a place to sleep Clearin' my mind On the inside With all the freaks Freaks like me Well, Tommy got pinched At the strip mall Had an itch 'Til the law broke his fall Six months in jail No one to call He's just a freak A freak like me A freak like me (Tell us somethin' 'bout it, Austin) Well, Reverend Al Preachin' good news Lost his flock They flew the coop She wanted heaven What she couldn't do Now he's in for seven on child support due Facin' the devil Answerin' his call Usin' his vessel It's never enough 'Cause Tommy's got issues So does Big Al 'Cause they're all freaks Freaks like me Yeah, freaks like me Well, I finished my time Singin' my songs Tip jar's out Come sing along Whether on the inside Or out here free Ain't no hidin' From a freak like me (freak, freak) From a freak like me (freak, freak) From a freak like me (freak, freak) From a freak like me (freak, freak) Yeah, a freak like me (freak, freak) Freak like me (freak, freak) From a freak like me (freak, freak) From a freak like me (freak, freak) Freak like me (freak, freak)