Tom: Em
Em C
(What is that up in the sky?)
G D
(Owww!)
[Chorus]
Em
Hailing taquitos
C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
At the park, over the yard
D
Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard
Em
Hailing taquitos
C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
Guacamole, sour cream
D
Is it nightmare or is it a
[Verse]
Em
dream? (Is it a dream?)
C
They’re crunchy and they’re
G
fried (so fried)
D
And they’re falling from the sky
Em
(from the sky)
C
You might want to stay in
G
Inside (Lookout!)
D
(Owww, my eye!)
[Bridge]
Em
(News flash! Important information)
C
(Taquito’s coming down all over nation)
G
(Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie)
N.C.
(It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y)
[Chorus]
Em
Hailing taquitos
C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
Run for cover, don’t be slow
D
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato
Em
Hailing taquitos
C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
Corn tortillas rolled up tight
D
Coming down fast with no end in
[Verse]
Em
sight (no end in sight)
C
They’re greasy and they’re
G
hot (so hot)
D
They keep falling from the sky
Em
(they keep on falling) They’re kind of
C
pointy so they hurt a
G
Lot (Dude, watch out!)
D
(Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!)
[Instrumental]
Em C G D
(What is that?) (It’s the Tacobot Three Thousand!)
Em C
(He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray)
G D
(And turning them into harmless tacos) (We’re saved!) (Hooray!) (It’s a miracle)
[Chorus]
Em
Hailing taquitos
C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
(beef, chicken,)
D
(potato, cheese)
Em
Hailing taquitos
C
It’s hailing taquitos
G
(beef, chicken,)
D
(potato, cheese)
[Outro]
Em C
(Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000,)
G D N.C. Em
(humanity was saved. Or was it?) (Owww, my first eye again!)
