You can always tell: When your good gal don't want to Be seen Because your meals ain't ready: The house is never Clean Just like hunting for a needle: Buried in a bed of Sand That is to find a woman: Haven't got no man Three barrels of whiskey: Mama four barrels of gin She said the *headknots* at home: Daddy and you can't In It was early one morning: Just at the close of four When dolly smith: Knocked on evelyn's door She jumped up sweet babe: Tipped on across the floor Hollering long tall daddy: Don't you knock no more It was in the loving kitchen: Where they made the plot For to poison her father and her mother: In the Coffeepot Then they carried the remains: Throwed it out in the *Shore* Killed fifteen chickens Policeman said to freddie: What do you know about this Says I guess: You'll have to go arrest poor dolly Smith Then they carried poor dolly: Put her behind the bar Give him thirty‑nine days: Mama and that ain't all Poor evelyn's in jail: With her back turned to the Wall Hollering cool kind daddy: You know you the cause it All I'm going to sing this time: Ain't going to sing no More Because my throat's got dry: Swear my tonsil's sore