Gay bar at closing time The music stops, up come the lights The cloak of darkness lifts its veil Gathering for a sidewalk sale Back and forth through the smoky place Making circles around the place Desperation, it's getting late Last chance is the sidewalk sale Don't wanna go home alone But how low will you go? The cream is gone the dergs prevail Tough choices at the sidewalk sale That guy's really not that bad But if it was earlier it'd be kinda sad Make your move, don't delay Gotta be quick at the sidewalk sale Don't wanna go home alone But how low will you go? Self-respect is about to fail Feeling pathetic at the sidewalk sale Looking for someone you'll never forget More likely find someone you'll regret Think it's time to hit the trail Gonna pass on the sidewalk sale