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I CAN STILL DMEMBE R WHEN
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GRANDPA DIED AND OUR SHIP CAME IN
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DADDY SAID HE LEFT MOMMA AND HIM
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MOD MONEY THAN WE’D EVER SEEN
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AND JUST LIKE THAT
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WE WED THOUSANDAID S
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HAD A BRAND NEW BOAT
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AND FRIGID AIR
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AND ALL US KIDS IN OUR UNDERWEAR
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WED JUMPING ON A TRAMPOLINE
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A BUNCH OF LOWLIFES
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LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
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MONEY BURNING A HOLE RIGHT
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THROUGH THE POCKETS OF OUR HOLEY JEANS
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GRANDPA’S WITH THE LORD NOW
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BUT WE GOT A NEW FORD NOW
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AND WE CAN WATCH THE BIG ORANGE NOW
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ON A 57 INCH TV
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THAT’S RIGHT
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THE MONEYS GONE BY ED JULY
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WE WENT BACK TO JUST GETTING BY
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TIL MOMMA SLIPPED ON A PATCH OF ICE
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OUTBDE A CHICK FIL A
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NOW WE KNEW THEY WAS A CHRISTIAN BUNCH
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SO WE DIDN’T ASK FOR ALL THAT MUCH
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SETTLED OUTTA COURT FOR 10 THOUSAND BUCKS
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AND FDE CHICKEN TILL OUR DYING DAY
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A BUNCH OF LOWLIFES
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LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
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MONEY BURNING A HOLE RIGHT
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THROUGH THE POCKETS OF OUR HOLEY JEANS
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MOMMA’S GOT A LIMP NOW
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BUT WE ALL GET TO SWIM NOW
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CAUSE WE GOT AN ABOVE GROUND
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B TTIN OUT BY THE TRAMPOLINE
YEAH WE C
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WE ROCKED WE ROLLED
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WE LIVED IT UP TILL
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IT STARTED RUNNING THIN
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WE BEGAN LOOKING FOR A WAY
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TO SPIN THAT WHEEL AGAIN
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I HEARD A SONG A COUPLE MONTHS AGO
WAS CARRIE UNDERWOOD ON THE RADIO
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DM INDED ME OF A POEM MY BROTHER WROTE
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BACK IN SECOND GRADE
AND I KNOW SHE DIDN’T STEAL IT BUT
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SO WHAT WE A WYEDD UP AND SUED HER BUTT
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THESE DAYS WE FIGUDD WE’D PD TTY MUCH
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GET PAID TO GO AWAY
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A BUNCH OF LOWLIFES
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LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
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MONEY BURNING A HOLE RIGHT
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THROUGH THE POCKETS OF OUR HOLEY JEANS
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THIS SONGS A NUMBER ONE NOW
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GONNA GET A HOT TUB NOW
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B T IT NEXT TO THE ABOVE GROUND
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WHICH IS NEXT TO THE TRAMPOLINE
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IT’S GONNA RUN OUT SOMEDAY
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AND THAT AIN’T GONNA BE A FUN DAY
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BUT AS LONG AS IT AIN’T A SUNDAY
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WE CAN GO TO CHICK FIL A AND EAT
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ME I LOVE THEM WAFFLE FRIES
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THAT CHICK FIL A’S GOT SOME GOOD WAFFLE FRIES
ID SAY THATS RIGHT
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MAYBE I’LL GET A DIET COKE I C N’T KNOW
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I WISH THEY HAD BEER IT WOULD BE PERFECT
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I LIKE THE LITTLE TRAYS THAT THE FOOD COMES ON
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I LIKE THE POLYNEBA N SAUCE
