Tom: D D C Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars G D The problem is I can't afford em D C But last year I went and got myself a whole box G D Just to be safe I insured em A G D I took out a policy against fire and theft A G D Then I hurried on home A G D G With a 50 cent lighter I sat on my back steps C G D And I smoked em one by one [Interlude] C G D [Verse 2] D C Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man G D And I handed him my claims D C With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires G D They'd all gone up in flames A G D They reviewed my case and they had no choice A G D But to pay me for what I'd done A G D G I took that check bought a whole new box C G D And I smoked em one by one [Instrumental] C G D C G A [Verse 3] D C Two weeks later this detective shows up G D Tells me that company's pressing charges D C One speedy trial later they locked me up G D On 24 seperate counts of arson A G D And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall A G D Looking back on what I'd done A G D G To pass the time I've got some 10 cent cigars C G D And I smoke em one by one C G Yeah I smoke em one by one