You've probably heard of the country moon It comes out on a hot summer night People get together from miles around To dance their troubles away You laugh at their funny hats and boots Conspiring with your other friends But who are you to say your ways are the best, Stuck in your dull city lives So are you ready to be countrified So come on, give it a ride Don't be so damned petrified And act so stuck up dignified Get out on that floor now The others will show you how To get into the right groove And get that real countrymove. It's funny to see you reacting to us We are wearing cowboy hats with style. It's our way of life and that life is hard So let's have fun for a while. So go on now and tell your buddies back home How we're partying in the countryside The next time we see your big city ass We'll put it on a horse for a ride.