With perfect hair and perfect teeth And we're still trying to learn to breathe And I hate the neighbors Yeah I hate the neighbors With freshly cut grass, so green And we've got dirt and rocks and leaves And I hate the neighbors Yeah I hate the neighbors I thought I heard your voice In the back of my head Turns out you're next door And I'm wishing myself dead With perfect hair and perfect teeth And we're still trying to learn to breathe And I hate the neighbors Yeah I hate the neighbors With freshly cut grass, so green And we've got dirt and rocks and leaves And I hate the neighbors Yeah I hate the neighbors I thought I heard your voice In the back of my head Turns out you're next door And I'm wishing myself dead Well I tried to be the nice guy Tried to swallow but choked on my pride And I hate the neighbors Yeah I hate the neighbors Well they locked the gate, so I hopped the fence To escape back home and into my bed And I hate the neighbors Yeah I hate the neighbors I thought I heard your voice In the back of my head Turns out you're next door And I'm wishing myself dead And I heard you laughing With all of my dead friends Yeah I may be a fag, but at least I'm not living on a dead end