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There was a young sailor who looked through a glass,
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Spied a fair mermaid with scales on her
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Island where seagulls fly over their nests,
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She combed the long hair that hung over her
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Shoulders and caused her to tickle and itch,
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The sailor cried out, “There’s a beautiful
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Mermaid a-sitting out there on the rocks”,
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The crew come a-runnin’ a-grabbin’ their
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Glasses and crowded four deep to the rail,
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All eager to share in this fine piece of
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News that the Captain soon heard from the watch,
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He tied down the wheel and he reached for his
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Crackers and cheese that he kept by the door,
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In case he might someday encounter a
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Mermaid he knew he must use all of his wits,
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Crying, “Throw out a line, we’ll lasso her
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Flippers and then we will certainly find
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If mermaids are better before or
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Be brave my good fellows,” the Captain then said,
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With fortune we’ll break through her mermaiden
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Heading to starboard they tacked with dispatch,
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Caught that fair mermaid just under her
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Elbows and hustled her down below decks,
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Each took a turn at her feminine
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Setting her free at the end of the farce,
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She splashed on the waves landing flat on her
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After a while one man noticed some scabs,
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Soon they broke out with the pox and the
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Scratching with fury, cursing with spleen,
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This song may be dull but it's certainly clean.
