You´re so cool, only twenty-three A rock ´n´ roll star´s what you wanna be Can´t get a job, cuz your hair´s to your knees Quit school, can´t spell priorities Now´s the time, boy, for you to grow up Better get hot, now, before He throws up He´s a jealous God, and you´re not fair Don´t sit and stare Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all Don´t respect your elders, put ém on a shelf The only thing you care about is yourself Why throw away the cards you´re dealt All your dreams of glory are going to melt Now´s the time, boy, for you to grow up Better get hot, now, before He throws up He´s a jealous God, and you´re not fair Don´t sit and stare Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all Haven´t moved in so long you are starting to mold What will you do when you´re deaf and old Now that your very soul has been sold Now´s the time, boy, for you to grow up Better get hot, now, before He throws up He´s a jealous God, and you´re not fair Don´t sit and stare Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all Don´t say "Jesus had long hair too!" The problem´s not your hair, it´s your attitude God´s not your King, your hair is the boss Man, when was the last time you hung on a cross? Cut your hair If your hair offends you Cut your hair I think you know just what to do Cut your hair Better to enter heaven bald Cut your hair Then enter hell and have it all