Tom: A A F#m Bm D E [Verse 1] A Three brides before breakfast F#m These rails just wrecked us Bm My right hand on my heart D E While my left hand snaps your necklace A Each day gets a little more scary F#m We're holding on, in a way, but just barely Bm D E Moms and Dads are rationing their cash for the commissary [Chorus 1] C#m F#m Bm E C#m But I can't stop without going all the way F#m Bm E It's a habit someone gave me A The nursemaid of the blank page F#m A canary of the American eclipse Bm E A profiteer picking up pink slips A F#m Bm D E [Verse 2] A This wish just to go back, hey F#m When I know wasn't ever, ever happy Bm D E Show me my best memory, it's probably super crappy A Nine years down in Texas F#m With sluts of both sexes Bm D E Liars, lumps, and drug addicts, and drunks; I love my friends [Chorus 2] C#m F#m Bm E C#m But I can't stop without going all the way F#m Bm E And I've been that way since '83 A The midwife of the jetlife F#m Or a genie with a golden spliff Bm E A prostitute paid in pink slips [Bridge] A I crashed my Cadillac in the valley of mirrors F#m When the call came, there was nobody here Bm When they came from the communists, I kissed them on the lips E Then they came for the singers, in a haze of pink slips C#m F#m Bm E A F#m Bm D E A I guess I was just dreaming and drifting F#m Or I was artificially lifted Bm D E Only happy until the age of 10 is still a gift [Chorus 3] C#m F#m Bm E C#m But we can't go back to those two two seven days F#m Bm E It's just a dream we all were having A Hey, mariner in the dirt trade F#m Oh, postman of the post-apocalypse Bm E - from Academy Awards to pink slips! [Verse 3] A And I showered my Corvette with Moët for years F#m Now I'm standing in the rain drinking the champagne of beers Bm They say, "Who's that shadow sneaking off behind the pier? E He was rushed and then he was rattled, but now he's finally in the clear A To be a refugee from the rat race F#m In his white tuxedo and his sad-face Bm E A music group that your dad plays, singing songs about autumn days A He's the laureate of the Granite State F#m Now he doesn't even write, he just riffs Bm E A And they'll cover up his coffin with pink slips."