You're killing me with bacon America Killing me with smog and taxes likes axes in my neck Like hogs to the slaughter what do I tell my daughters Daddy's all heart when he's pushing a cart way downtown When the skin is brown and eyes are the size of a deficit You're killing me with bacon America Just like the Indians with tobacco and flour and firewater All scabs in rehabs sick in the blood Face down in the mud All hype and gripes The stars and stripes Ain't my flag today I want to belong I want to be proud but you're gay bashing voices are so fucking loud When choices shrieking like bacon in a pan The spatter of hot grease Spitting like mad geese Barbers in Baghdad I am a college grad But my life is a want ad You're killing me with bacon America How shall I pray the old fashion way down on my knees to the god of the weak Or dick deep in my squeeze We're in a red rubber nose, clown clothes Laughing as we come and saying something stupid like I love you One egg split two eggs three makes it four legs why is it opposite Anyone's sweater makes it feel better wrapped up so tight in it Monday is two days three makes it always when is it going to fit Everyone's laughter caught by the nutter winging their webs so glib Everybody grooves, What the fuck grooves Four days fit five days, six ways to Sunday What if the world is shit One ear splits two hairs Three inching war dicks Where is the love in it Watch from the rafters He's running after Noise from the chicken's tit Five days fit four days, six ways to Sunday What if the world is shit Everybody grooves What the fuck grooves