Tom: Fm
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[Verse]
(the chords start out palm muted on electric)
Ab5 Eb5 Db5
My girlfriend, my dumb doughnut
Ab5 Db5 Eb5
We went to a party just the other night
Db5 Eb5 Db5
Three hours later, and seven shots of Jager
Ab5 Db5 Eb5
She was in the bedroom with another guy
(The acoustic comes in on this part)
Ab5 Eb5 Db5
And I don't really wanna know
Ab5 Eb5 Db5
So don't tell me anymore
Ab5 Eb5 Db5
And I don't really wanna hear
Ab5 Eb5 Db5
About her feet all up in the air
[Chorus]
Ab5 Eb5 Db5
Well, I'm not the one who acted like a ho
Ab5 Eb5 Db5
Why must I be the one who has to know
Db5 Eb5 Db5
I'm not the one who screwed up big time
Ab5 F5 Eb5
So spare me the details if you don't mind
(Here's the part where the electric comes in)
Ab5 (let it ring, then strum it a bunch)
[Outro]
F5 Bb5 Eb5 C5
And I don't need to hear about the sounds you were makin'
F5 Bb5 Eb5 C5
And I don't need to hear about how long it was takin'
Db5
Or how the walls they were shakin'
