When Johnny comes marching home again Hoorah! hoorah! When Johnny comes marching home again Hoorah! hoorah! The men will cheer and the boys will shout The ladies they will all come out And we'll all be glad when Johnny comes marching home Johnny got pushed around by commies Putting everybody down (Let's fight!) What they really want's a fight Lets go in there with all our might Let's bring some shit and call their bluff and we're not backing down (Let's fight!) Cuz commies start your fucking war I guess this is what we registered for Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! They'll tell you War is hell son, but it's not so bad There's booze and drugs and women and lots of spoils to be had Just keep your ass low And you'll be okay Stories you can tell for the rest of your days First ones over to the infantry lines First ones blown to pieces by a well placed mine Crawling on your stomach at the front of the war Now do you know what you registered for? Now do you know what you registered for? Now do you know what you registered for? Johnny got pushed around by commies Putting everybody down (Let's fight!) What they really want's a fight Lets go in there with all our might Let's bring some shit and call their bluff and we're not backing down (Let's fight!) Cuz commies start your fucking war I guess this is what I registered for Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!