Well Tie Me Up Beat Me With a Stick Beat Me Beat Me Yeah Use a Truncheon Or a Household Brick Beat Me Beat Me (Chorus) I'm Black and Blue Baby I Love You Be Your Dog For Just One More Flog You Don't Hear Me Plead Make Me Bleed Beat Me Beat Me Well Use a Truncheon Or a Cricket Bat Beat Me Beat Me A Good Beating's Really Where It's At Beat Me Beat Me (Repeat Chorus)