Love potion #9/spooky I took my troubles down to madame ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a shop down on 34th and vine Sellin' little bottles of love potion #9 I took my troubles down to madame ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a shop down on 34th and vine Sellin' little bottles of love potion #9 I told her that I was a flop with chicks I'd been this way since 1956 She stretched out her palm and she made a magic sign She said 'what you need boy is love potion #9' She bent down, she turned around she gave me a wink She said 'I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink' It smelled like turpentine and looked like indian ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and vine He broke my little bottle of love potion #9 Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you She bent down, she turned around, she gave me a wink She said 'I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink' It smelled like turpentine and looked like india ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and vine He broke my little bottle of love potion #9 Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you