I blow spit bubbles jerk off to porn I wear loose pants the crouch is torn I pick my nose got in grown nails I stick my face in garbage pails Act kinda weird cant grow a beard But your the one that I feared I have no life I have no soul I have no time to loose control I am the infinite the best the shit the dude in charge I am the mother f*cking mother fucker lasting over large And I fuck up the shit with the greatest fucking ease Break into your house and wipe my ass with your sleeve Fuck yeah Fuck you Fuck him in the eye I am the mother fuckin' mother fucker You can call me god Even though my name is Christ and I am a saint Even in the thick of it I am the f*cking infinite