Dracula sucks!

She wears a garlic necklace round her milk white neck
She has unpleasant dreams the Germans cal "schreck"
Her hand's white knuckled grip round a silver crusifix
Drew nails in his coffin we did, so Count him out.. Dracula sucks!

A trans-like greenish vapour haunts the transvetite
The transylvanian sucker needs a lu-love bite
The has-been coffin's sealed for good so what's the crux
With fresh blood built our empire the Vampire deluxe... Dracula sucks!