Before you go runnin’ away, don’t forget to pay the plastic man For all of your loans and attachments Remember to happily wave to the grim cavalcades Who long predicted your exit And don’t you mind me, this smile that you see Is just one of bemused detachment As you go on your way, I’ll clasp my hands and pray That when someone speaks, you might listen Not just attack it The cherry trees rain down their petals in the city’s middle of May And it’s just as well ‘Cause they gave your departure a romance that sealed the deal And now you’re gone for real or so you tell But I hesitate to take you at your word, It’s never done a lick of good before So if you come crawlin’ back, smoking cloves and dressed in black, Don’t expect me to let you in right in through my door. Every time you talk at me In condescending elegies As if I was the one out of control Your reproach falls empty by The piles of lies stacked 12 feet high Don’t act like I’m the one who let the bad times roll ‘Cause everyone’s got their problems And god knows you’ve become one of mine But one thing before you go It’s selfish to say but won’t you go Go far, far away There’s one thing for sure I know Being so far from home, you’ll feel so all alone No one to beat up, no one to touch you And maybe, just maybe then The wasted love of all your friends Will rise up, bittersweet memories clutchin at you To hug you