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[Parte 01 De 02]
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[Parte 02 De 02]
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[Primeira Parte]
C5 D5
It's funny how some fables became historic
G5 A5
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
F5 C5
But people will believe anything if it's written
D5 G5
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
C5 D5
December 25th has been blacklisted
G5 Am
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
C5 F5
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
G5
Xmas has been X'd
[Refrão]
C5 F5
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
G5 C5 G/B
No more presents under dead trees
Am F5
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
G5 C5
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
[Segunda Parte]
C5 D5
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
G5 A5
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
F5 C5
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
D5 G5
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
C5 D5
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
G5 Am
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
C5 F5
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
G5
Cuz Easter's canceled too
[Refrão]
C5 F5
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
G5 C5
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
G/B Am F5
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
G5 C5
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
F5
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
G5
No more presents (we don't need Christ)
C5
under dead trees (we got eight nights)
G/B Am
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah)
F5
but we don't grieve (they won't cancel)
G5 C5
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
