Tom: Em E C G B C Only 12 years old and already so alone D E Left abandoned on a train C D G E You’ve got a lot to learn buy you’ll never learn C Cm G Powders can’t get rid of all your pain Chased by Keystone Cops through A ’s endless backdrops You become loved by the world But the biggest star is gonna leave the biggest scar On that pregnant tarnished girl E C Fatty, Fatty D G The world can turn pineapple upside down cake Fatty, Fatty After so many pratfalls this is your prattest Fatty, Fatty Your friends will turn on you in a split second Fatty, Fatty There’s no place for the fattest man to hide out E C Fatty, Fatty E