All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink Mckenzie's drank all the grain alcohol So I'm headed down the street to first call Me and the bads where staying up late Kitty and victor got dropped from the plate But no one was content with the wednesday wassail So I said: "it's only four short blocks to first call" It's not a walk of shame, it's a walk of pride People going to work, while we're getting cockeyed The sun's coming up and the drinks are going down So shut the fuck and I'll get the next round 6Am, we'll start all over again No one's applying the brakes We'll stop the sweats and the shakes We're gonna eat the pickled egg We're gonna see toby jeg We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold And everyone around me is over 60 years old But we're gonna share the next hour or two We all got each other and nothing better to do Irish coffee and irish car bomb A fat drunk jew started singing this song I take a closer look and the fat guy is me So I buy him a shot and he buys me back three 6Am, we'll start all over again No one's applying the brakes We'll stop the sweats and the shakes We're gonna eat the pickled egg We're gonna hang with dave gregg We're not gonna let sun light help decide when we're done All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The loved ones drank all of my alcohol So I'm gonna be the first one at first call I'm gonna be the first one at first call I'm gonna be the first one at first call I'm gonna be the very first one at first call I'm gonna be the first one at first call