Tom: Dm G [Verse 1] C6 C I really can't stay C A (No problem there's the door) Dm7 G7 I've got to go away Dm7 G7 (I hear ya, say no more) C G This evening has been C (Totally consensual) C7 So very nice C7 (I hope you get home safe tonight) [Verse 2] F My mother will start to worry F (Here's my phone, give her a call) C My father will be pacing the floor F (Adios say no more) C So really I'd better scurry C (I've been saying that for awhile) D7 Well maybe just a half a drink more G7 (Slow down, that's quite a pour) [Verse 3] C The neighbors might think C (It's just my old friend Troy) Dm7 G7 Say, what's in this drink? Dm7 G (It's just lemon LaCroix) C G I wish I knew how C (To take a hint?) C To break this spell C7 (Do you know how to spell "farewell"?) [Verse 4] F I ought to say no, no, no, sir Cm (I'll call you an Uber, they're close) D7 At least I'm gonna say that I tried G7 (I feel like you're not trying at all) [Refrain] C I really can't stay A7 (Well maybe just go out) D7 G C 'Cause baby it's cold outside (Maybe just go outside)